Book review: The Isle of Thanet by Gerald Moody

The Isle of Thanet by Gerald Moody

Thanet isn’t even an island now, just a spur of Kent sticking out into the Channel.

But for a thousand years it was the hinge upon which England’s history turned. Then it really was an island, separated from the mainland by the Wantsum Channel, a tidal channel that separated the high chalk of Thanet from the rest of the country.

The Isle of Thanet was also one of the closer points to the continent. The Wantsum Channel, by cutting it off from the rest of Britain, acted in effect as a moat, providing defences for anyone holed up on the island. This was something eyes watching from across the Channel noted so that, when Julius Caesar arrived in 55 and 54 BC, he set up a fort on the island. Indeed, he might have landed on it too when first arriving. When the Romans returned, they set up their initial fort at one end of the Wantsum Channel and, once Britain was secure, turned that fort into the most important fort/port in the country, Richborough.

They also established another fort, Reculver, at the other end of the Wantsum, showing clearly how strategically important this channel was.

Then, after the Romans left Britain, the Anglo-Saxons arrived and, according to legend, Hengist and Horsa were given the Isle of Thanet by a foolish King Vortigern in return for their mercenary help. He should have remembered his history: no good could come of giving men with swords such an impregnable base. Sure enough, Hengist and Horsa overthrew Vortigern and set themselves up as kings of Kent. Once again, Thanet had been the hinge upon which England’s history had turned.

And this was not the end. During the Viking era, Viking armies realised that the Wantsum Channel was the ideal place to moor their longships while the isle provided them with a secure base to overwinter before better weather allowed them to resume their customary raiding and pillaging.

In 865, the Great Heathen Army, that came within a single battle of conquering all England, overwintered on Thanet. The isle’s inhabitants must have been becoming a little tired of being the providers for so many passing raiders. Nevertheless, the soil was so rich that the Isle had the highest population density in Kent a while later.

It was only the silting up and closure of the Wantsum Channel, turning the Isle into the tip of Kent, that ended its hinge role in history.

Gerald Moody’s excellent book gives all the archaeological detail of these few extraordinarily important square miles and sets them into their historical context.

Book review: Flashman and the Angel of the Lord

Flashman and the Angel of the Lord by George MacDonald Fraser

Frankly, I had not the slightest idea of who John Brown (the Angel of the Lord) was when I began reading the book, although I had some vague idea that his body lay mouldering in the grave, so Harry Flashman’s latest adventure served to plug a huge gap in my historical knowledge while also, as usual, being a marvellous romp through the trouble spots and boudoirs of the 19th century.

It turns out that John Brown was an abolitionist who decided to launch a raid on a US army armoury at Harper’s Ferry, steal the weapons there and give them to slaves, sparking off a slave rebellion. It was a mad idea and, sure enough, it failed; few slaves joined the rebellion and Harper was captured, tried and executed. But in his death, Harper became a martyr for the abolitionist cause, pushing both sides towards the fateful Civil War that started a year and a half later.

Flashman is the bemused witness to this all: a man less inclined to lay down his life for a principle than Harry Flashman is difficult to imagine but Fraser’s great skill is to show Flashman’s reluctant admiration for Brown’s mad courage, while maintaining Flashman’s own personal cowardice.

There’s also a welcome (although not for Flashman) reappearance by Harry’s old adversary, John Charity Spring, erstwhile professor at Oxford, now slave dealer and ship’s captain.

By this novel, the tenth in the series, we know what to expect. While Flashman and the Angel of the Lord doesn’t do anything new, what it does do, it does with Fraser’s usual skill.

Book review: Quicksilver by Dean Koontz

Quicksilver by Dean Koontz

Confession of a laggardly book reviewer: I finished this book several months ago but I’ve only now got around to writing a review. Unfortunately, sitting down to write my review, I realised I couldn’t remember anything about the book. So, cheating, I looked up some other reviews. And I still can’t remember the story.

So I think we have to chalk this novel down as one Koontz’s misses. However, since I do know that I whipped through the book in pretty quick time when I read it, it can’t be all bad, just forgettable. So maybe a three-star read.

Book review: Pinocchio by Carlo Collodi

Pinocchio by Carlo Collodi

When I was growing up, I would sometimes hear my mother talking to my Nonna and be completely baffled by what they were saying. They were speaking dialect. My mother’s family comes from a little village in Piedmont, Italy called Pavone and my mother’s first language was not Italian but dialect. The dialect of her village lay midway between Italian and French. So, for instance, hot and cold in dialect were cald and fredd but in Italian they are caldo and freddo and in French chaud and froid.

But to give an idea of just how specific these dialects were, there would sometimes be words I overheard that completely stumped me. I asked my mother once what they had been talking about and it turned out that my Nonna had been using a dialect word from her native village, which was about 20 kilometres away from where she lived once she got married, and that word was completely different from the Pavone dialect. That’s how regional Italian dialects were.

Which brings me on to Pinocchio. When Carlo Collodi wrote the story in 1881, Italy had only been unified into a single country for ten years. The problem was, while it was now politically one country, most of the country could not speak, nor understand, most of the rest of the country. Everyone spoke their own dialects of Italian, with many of these so different from each other as to be mutually unintelligible.

It’s hard to maintain a country where people don’t speak the same language. Italian nationalists had decided that the Florentine dialect, in which Dante, Boccaccio and Manzoni had written, was the purest and best form of Italian, the one to be elevated to the status of national language. But Dante and Manzoni are not exactly classroom texts – and still less Boccaccio, whose tales in the Decameron can still make the readers’ eyes widen in shock at their sheer rudeness; certainly not acceptable in 19th-century classrooms.

Which was where Carlo Collodi stepped in. His tale of the wooden boy, crafted by Giappetto the carpenter, who comes to life but has an unfortunate tendency towards nose-lengthening lying, became hugely popular when published and immediately found its way into Italian classrooms up and down the land.

So it was Pinocchio, the wooden boy with the big heart but spectacularly poor judgement in friends, who taught generations of Italians to be able to speak to each other in the same language. Very few stories have been so crucial in a nation’s history. Indeed, without Pinocchio, there’s a good case for saying that the always fissiparous elements of Italy would have split apart into their constituent republics, duchies and kingdoms, all of which had longer histories and more deeply ingrained loyalties than the Italian state.

A little wooden boy became the father of modern Italy. Che sorpresa!

Book review: Time by Jenann Ismael

Time by Jenann Ismael

As none of us have much of it, let’s cut to the marrow: this is a book about time as understood through the equations of special and general relativity. So it’s to do with frames of reference, the speed of light, and lines of causation. It’s not a philosophical history of time, still less a mythical or religious view. But if you want a clear and concise formulation of what Einstein’s equations tell us about time within the constraints of relativity, then this is your book.

Book review: The Book of Forgotten Authors by Christopher Fowler

The Book of Forgotten Authors by Christopher Fowler

There is a memorial plaque screwed to a bench in my local park. “John Townson, greatly missed, never forgotten.”

I remember John Townson. I do miss him. But the plaque would be more honest if it read: “John Townson, greatly missed, will be utterly forgotten in 80 years.”

The vast majority of us make our way through this world and then leave it, to some regret, some tears, and protestations of eternal remembrance. But the truth is that most of us will be completely forgotten within two generations of our deaths.

Writers hope to escape this forgetting, that by their books they might achieve an immortality that their bodies cannot. Unfortunately, a visit to any second-hand bookshop will show this not to be the case: shelves of unread books by forgotten authors.

Which is where Christopher Fowler came in. For a decade he wrote a newspaper column in which he revitalised the work of a forgotten writer, and these columns are collected in this book. The majority of the writers, like Fowler himself, write in the detective/thriller genre and most I had indeed never heard of (although one glaring exception is Georgette Heyer: I would be delighted for my work to be as ‘forgotten’ as hers).

The book is a collection of lives and Fowler’s sometimes waspish, sometimes warm, assessments of their work. At the end of it, any bibliophile will be left with a list of writers to investigate.

And I was left with the hope that when I am dead, some other writer of Fowler’s talent might come along, take my dusty books from a forgotten shelf, and introduce them again to new readers.

Book review: Angels by David Albert Jones

Angels by David Albert Jones

Angels continues the Oxford Very Short Introduction writing streak: it’s excellent. A short (as it says) introduction to angels, from their first appearances in Near Eastern Mythology, their spread through Judaism, Christianity and Islam, to their modern reinvention as figures of the New Age. The book runs parallel threads through history, theology and art history, using each to inform the other.

Angels does exactly what it says on the cover.

Book review: Citizen of the Galaxy

Citizen of the Galaxy by Robert Heinlein

Robert Heinlein was the Jekyll and Hyde of SF writers. Dr Jekyll wrote tightly plotted stories that whisked the reader into a future that was assumed as part of the story’s structure so that it did not require any long explanations as to how the young hero might be able to ride a rocket to the asteroid belt. And it always was a young hero, for these stories were aimed at teenagers – they’re now called Heinlein’s juveniles. There’s not a wasted word in them.

Mr Heinlein’s Hyde wrote interminable novels with only vaguely discernible plots whose main points appeared to be to advocate for guilt-free sex for everyone and, in particular, for men with their mothers (yucky but true), where no woman appeared whose nipples did not go ‘sproing!’ within a few moments of meeting our narrative hero. I was a teenage boy when I read these stories and the female form was a matter of intense interest and complete mystery to me at the time but I still thought this was icky. These stories were supposedly for adults and they are almost all dreadful.

I grew up with Heinlein’s juveniles and loved them. I moved on to his adult books and, having read the few decent ones early (The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Starship Troopers) manfully ploughed through the nipple-springing dross (Time Enough For Love, I Will Fear No Evil) before finally giving up on The Number of the Beast.

I thought I had read all Heinlein’s juveniles so it was with delight that I discovered one that I had missed: Citizen of the Galaxy. I settled down to it, expecting to return to the effortless storytelling that had transplanted me into the future when I was young… only to be bored. Reader, I am truly sorry to say this story does something unique for Heinlein. It is tedious. It is humdrum. It drags on until you start looking to see how many pages before it ends. Looking at when it was written, 1957, it stands just on the cusp of when Heinlein stood on the brink of becoming a preacher rather than a writer. While it doesn’t have the worst excesses of his later works, there are signs. Read his earlier works instead.

Book review: The Anubis Gates by Tim Powers

The Anubis Gates by Tim Powers

You know, I think I might be the problem here. The story begins brilliantly, with an obscure present-day scholar specialising in an even more obscure 18th-century poet being given the chance to travel back in time to meet the object of his studies – only to be marooned in the past. There are beggar kings and warlocks, and all sorts of villains and goodies, although every character has depth, and the story is turbo-charged, powering through adventures in London and Egypt.

So, I ought to love it. And for the first half I did. But then, to be honest, I started getting a bit lost. Because the hero, and the villain, and various other people, all start swapping bodies and I simply lost track of who was who and why they were trying to kill/flee from/avoid other characters. Now, if I had read this when I was 18, when my brain was like a sponge and I could soak in all the details of a story, then I wouldn’t have had any trouble following our hero through all his changes of identity. But now, with my brain pretty full, it all washes through but much less sticks – so I got lost.

So, my apologies, Mr Powers. I think you probably wrote a brilliant story but it’s one I am no longer able to appreciate.

Book review: Replay by Ken Grimwood

Replay by Ken Grimwood

This is basically Groundhog Life – but before you going throwing claims of ripping off ideas at Ken Grimwood, his book came out in 1987 while Groundhog Day came out in 1993. So Grimwood’s in the clear – unless, of course, he’s like his hero. For his hero, Jeff Winston, is maundering along into dissatisfied middle age when – he dies. And wakes up, 18 again, but with all the memories of what happened during the next 25 years of his life.

It’s the ultimate do-over. A whole life, with all the knowledge of your previous life, where you went wrong, where you went right, and everything that happened in the wider world to give you a leg up this time round.

It’s a wonderful exploration of the opportunities and temptations of such a situation and a book so good that I did something I very rarely do with novels – I read it again. The first time I read this was about eight years ago and now I’ve replayed it and it’s just as good second time around – not quite what Winston finds. Highly recommended.